Just when I thought it was over

I have missed certain things about having 'little' kids. Like hours in the park, kiddie pools that didn't require cleaning or funny little kid movies that I didn't have to explain some of the language or why grandpa was laying on the babysitter. Then there are the things I'm very happy to have been done with. Chuck E Cheese for one. But now there's Playtime Pizza. It's Chuck E Cheese on steroids or even better...crack. It's hell on earth is what it is and yes it costs a freakin' fortune. They don't tell you on the website or when you get there that it is required to buy the buffet to enter. So basically there's an entry fee, $9 adults and $7 for kids under 11. And then you have to put money on a card that looks like an ATM card for them to run around and spend in ten minutes. The kids love it. Fun. Lots of fun......just wait Stinkydog. Your time is coming!!