Note to Self

Pay your speeding ticket on time. They really don't care that you were volunteering at your child's school. They've heard it all before and don't believe you.
Thx,
Me

Wassup?

Wow, I have gotten really lazy posting!! What's up with anyone left that still reads this? Of course we are winding down the school year and gearing up for hopefully a fun summer. I hope I haven't planned too much for the kids. Connor and I are going to the Indy 500 this weekend. Then they have one more week(or half week) left of school. Then we hopefully head out to Austin to see the Hopster the first weekend of June. The kids have their usual week of Camp Winnamocka in June also. Connor has managed to get invited to Branson again this year with his cousin. Sometime in July we hope to hang out and drink cold beverages by the pool before I throw the kids in the car and give Christian a real taste of handling the kids for a few days in Atlanta (Christian, Did I mention I may just drop them off?) hehe. But no summer would be complete if we didn't head down to the beach for some crab-stomping, which is in order for the end of July. Somewhere in the middle of all this Casey is doing swimteam again this year, and she's trying out for classic soccer. If she makes it (big IF) then I have no idea how we're going to do all this. Classic is pretty intense and goes almost all year round. So what's going on with everyone else?

Is that found in the rainforest Mommy?

The fun never ends. The very ignorant me volunteered to drive Casey and classmates on a fieldtrip today. To the zoo, to learn about and pick out animals you would find in a rainforest. Our first sighting was good, Spider Monkeys. Followed by white trash lady running a stroller up a sidewalk. Not bad but her britches were too big and slipped halfway down her crack exposing her 'F@#*' tattoo across her ass along with her string thong. Nice. Look away children. We rounded the corner to find the gorillas. Cute gorilla's, even had a baby one there. So right next door are the chimpanzee's, with Pappa Chimpanzee throwing down on Momma Chimpanzee on the platform front and center. Doggy style. Nice. I didn't know chimpanzee's were so well endowed. Neither did the kids, until now. We're going to Pinnacle Mtn. next time. I'm lookng for someone to volunteer to sunbathe nude or light up a dooby so we can complete this education in it's fullest before we finish THIRD GRADE!!!

Yeah, so Casey and I went to the dentist today. It's a regular thing, every 6 months- rain or shine! Ha. We really like going to the dentist, we LOVE our dentist. Even though the scraping on my teeth gets to me, I love the feeling afterwards. Casey and I go in for our 3:30 appt. today and this cutie comes from around the corner. I have never seen this girl. Where is my regular hygienist that knows everyone I know and has all the good gossip? Apparently not there today. So I go back to the room and put my little bib on and proceed to let her clean my teeth. It was anything but a cleanin'. She starts scraping and hacking at my gums. This shit HURT! I have never had my gums hurt me like this. I wasn't sure I was gonna have any left. So her hand slips scraping the crap out of my tooth and that sharp thing stabs me in the back of the mouth. Hard. It started bleeding pretty bad. She couldn't apologize enough, but kept on going. Then she started using the flat mirror thing to move my tongue around while she scraped some more. Her gloves were wet with slobber because she would never let me spit and she dropped the mirror into the back of my throat. Barf, or at least I wanted to. It was that feeling when you stick your finger down your throat. I had to sit up and gag. As if that wasn't enough, she went on to polish my teeth. Half way through it she dropped a glob of the polishing cream INTO my freakin' eye. That burned like you have never known, nothing like a drop of gritty cream that is mint flavored to make you have sudden flashes of wearing an eye patch for the rest of your life. I kept irrigating my eye with that little cup they let you swish from until I could open my eye. I still feel like I have minty fumes coming from my eye. After that it was my first time to finish my cleaning with ME wearing the goggles. Who knew a trip to the dentist would be so harmful to your health.

Did that dog just??

So yesterday I was working my second job (which I rarely do anymore) and talking about the dogs. The more I talked the more funny it sounded the funny things Wilson does. So here are some of the funny (or so I think) things my Wilson does.

1. Snores, some dogs don't but he has a very LOUD snore for such a little dog.
2. Licks my knees, he will be sitting by me for an hour and for no reason lick my knee. Coco does this too, but usually when he first sits by me. Wilson will surprise me every time.
3. Shits on concrete, now most of you have dogs and they like a nice little grassy area to do their business. They even stop and take their time. Not Wilson, he prefers concrete. He took a shit on the sidewalk at the kids school once.
4. Wilson will shit while walking, no pauses, no hunkering down. The dog will never miss a beat and shoot them out the back like peanut M&M's or something. It's gross I know but have you ever seen a dog on a leash just poo and keep on walking??

He's so cute. Blake even says so!!! Ha. Anyhoo, I've been so wrapped up in stuff lately I haven't posted much. So does your dog poop while walking?? Anything?

Nickelback

Connor's first 'real' concert was last night. Saving Abel, Seether, and Nickelback. It was fun. I had concerns, just knowing what I have seen at concerts but it all went well. No one puked on or in front of us. The people around us were so nice, the guys hoisting Connor up to see most of the time and singing along with Connor. No one smoked or drank around us and the bands were the only ones with potty mouthes! Ha! The funniest thing Connor did was when we got on the floor he looked around at me and said "Mom, I don't think these people even know what a nickelback is". I had to laugh. Some of them were missing teeth and had blank stares. Nickelback was the best playing a lot of their old stuff mixed in with the new.

Spring!

What did you guys do all weekend? I know what Mel did. We had a blast Saturday! Sunday Blake's cousin Christian came in town for a day and spent most of it with the kids. We loaded up and let them play at Murray park and then walked the Big Dam Bridge. Christian posted some great pictures on FB and I stole some of them. Wilson even had fun!