Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Yeah, so Casey and I went to the dentist today. It's a regular thing, every 6 months- rain or shine! Ha. We really like going to the dentist, we LOVE our dentist. Even though the scraping on my teeth gets to me, I love the feeling afterwards. Casey and I go in for our 3:30 appt. today and this cutie comes from around the corner. I have never seen this girl. Where is my regular hygienist that knows everyone I know and has all the good gossip? Apparently not there today. So I go back to the room and put my little bib on and proceed to let her clean my teeth. It was anything but a cleanin'. She starts scraping and hacking at my gums. This shit HURT! I have never had my gums hurt me like this. I wasn't sure I was gonna have any left. So her hand slips scraping the crap out of my tooth and that sharp thing stabs me in the back of the mouth. Hard. It started bleeding pretty bad. She couldn't apologize enough, but kept on going. Then she started using the flat mirror thing to move my tongue around while she scraped some more. Her gloves were wet with slobber because she would never let me spit and she dropped the mirror into the back of my throat. Barf, or at least I wanted to. It was that feeling when you stick your finger down your throat. I had to sit up and gag. As if that wasn't enough, she went on to polish my teeth. Half way through it she dropped a glob of the polishing cream INTO my freakin' eye. That burned like you have never known, nothing like a drop of gritty cream that is mint flavored to make you have sudden flashes of wearing an eye patch for the rest of your life. I kept irrigating my eye with that little cup they let you swish from until I could open my eye. I still feel like I have minty fumes coming from my eye. After that it was my first time to finish my cleaning with ME wearing the goggles. Who knew a trip to the dentist would be so harmful to your health.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Did that dog just??

So yesterday I was working my second job (which I rarely do anymore) and talking about the dogs. The more I talked the more funny it sounded the funny things Wilson does. So here are some of the funny (or so I think) things my Wilson does.

  1. Snores, some dogs don't but he has a very LOUD snore for such a little dog.
  2. Licks my knees, he will be sitting by me for an hour and for no reason lick my knee. Coco does this too, but usually when he first sits by me. Wilson will surprise me every time.
  3. Shits on concrete, now most of you have dogs and they like a nice little grassy area to do their business. They even stop and take their time. Not Wilson, he prefers concrete. He took a shit on the sidewalk at the kids school once.
  4. Wilson will shit while walking, no pauses, no hunkering down. The dog will never miss a beat and shoot them out the back like peanut M&M's or something. It's gross I know but have you ever seen a dog on a leash just poo and keep on walking??

He's so cute. Blake even says so!!! Ha. Anyhoo, I've been so wrapped up in stuff lately I haven't posted much. So does your dog poop while walking?? Anything?

Monday, April 20, 2009

Nickelback


Connor's first 'real' concert was last night. Saving Abel, Seether, and Nickelback. It was fun. I had concerns, just knowing what I have seen at concerts but it all went well. No one puked on or in front of us. The people around us were so nice, the guys hoisting Connor up to see most of the time and singing along with Connor. No one smoked or drank around us and the bands were the only ones with potty mouthes! Ha! The funniest thing Connor did was when we got on the floor he looked around at me and said "Mom, I don't think these people even know what a nickelback is". I had to laugh. Some of them were missing teeth and had blank stares. Nickelback was the best playing a lot of their old stuff mixed in with the new.