Friday, May 1, 2009
Is that found in the rainforest Mommy?
The fun never ends. The very ignorant me volunteered to drive Casey and classmates on a fieldtrip today. To the zoo, to learn about and pick out animals you would find in a rainforest. Our first sighting was good, Spider Monkeys. Followed by white trash lady running a stroller up a sidewalk. Not bad but her britches were too big and slipped halfway down her crack exposing her 'F@#*' tattoo across her ass along with her string thong. Nice. Look away children. We rounded the corner to find the gorillas. Cute gorilla's, even had a baby one there. So right next door are the chimpanzee's, with Pappa Chimpanzee throwing down on Momma Chimpanzee on the platform front and center. Doggy style. Nice. I didn't know chimpanzee's were so well endowed. Neither did the kids, until now. We're going to Pinnacle Mtn. next time. I'm lookng for someone to volunteer to sunbathe nude or light up a dooby so we can complete this education in it's fullest before we finish THIRD GRADE!!!
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I can't wait to ask Anna about her trip to the zoo, I was rolling when I read this, I had to call Aaron and read it to him!! Made me think about that stupid ass song, you and me girl ain't nothing but mammals but lets do it like they do on the discovery channel..ha ha ha!!!
how do you guys remember all these words to songs like that?? It was a fun day though, despite all the monkey sex and tattoo's.
This cracked me up!!!! I laughed the whole way thru and btw...I've heard about those chimpanzees doing that before when another friend of mine took his kids...he caught it on tape...apparently the chimps at the LRZoo are nymphos!!! Court
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