Note to Self

Pay your speeding ticket on time. They really don't care that you were volunteering at your child's school. They've heard it all before and don't believe you.
Thx,
Me

Wassup?

Wow, I have gotten really lazy posting!! What's up with anyone left that still reads this? Of course we are winding down the school year and gearing up for hopefully a fun summer. I hope I haven't planned too much for the kids. Connor and I are going to the Indy 500 this weekend. Then they have one more week(or half week) left of school. Then we hopefully head out to Austin to see the Hopster the first weekend of June. The kids have their usual week of Camp Winnamocka in June also. Connor has managed to get invited to Branson again this year with his cousin. Sometime in July we hope to hang out and drink cold beverages by the pool before I throw the kids in the car and give Christian a real taste of handling the kids for a few days in Atlanta (Christian, Did I mention I may just drop them off?) hehe. But no summer would be complete if we didn't head down to the beach for some crab-stomping, which is in order for the end of July. Somewhere in the middle of all this Casey is doing swimteam again this year, and she's trying out for classic soccer. If she makes it (big IF) then I have no idea how we're going to do all this. Classic is pretty intense and goes almost all year round. So what's going on with everyone else?

Is that found in the rainforest Mommy?

The fun never ends. The very ignorant me volunteered to drive Casey and classmates on a fieldtrip today. To the zoo, to learn about and pick out animals you would find in a rainforest. Our first sighting was good, Spider Monkeys. Followed by white trash lady running a stroller up a sidewalk. Not bad but her britches were too big and slipped halfway down her crack exposing her 'F@#*' tattoo across her ass along with her string thong. Nice. Look away children. We rounded the corner to find the gorillas. Cute gorilla's, even had a baby one there. So right next door are the chimpanzee's, with Pappa Chimpanzee throwing down on Momma Chimpanzee on the platform front and center. Doggy style. Nice. I didn't know chimpanzee's were so well endowed. Neither did the kids, until now. We're going to Pinnacle Mtn. next time. I'm lookng for someone to volunteer to sunbathe nude or light up a dooby so we can complete this education in it's fullest before we finish THIRD GRADE!!!