I just want to ask a small favor. I need my son to turn into Michael Jordan before 5:30 today. I need his teammate Reid to grow six inches and never turn over the ball. I need his teammate Jack to get every rebound and scare the shit out of the tiny players on the other team. I need his teammate Nathan to play like he's going to get tacos for dinner if he wins the game (don't ask). And please make Thomas run like he's not constipated. If it's not too much I really need Andrew to make a few baskets, for his Mom, who screams louder than me at the games. And finally, Spencer could easily be mistaken for Larry Bird, so it would be nice if it really was him out there. Got it? Please God. Connor has never been on a #1 team. The championship game is tonight. Thanks.
Championship game tonight at 6:00 p.m. tune in later for results!
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